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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Northern Sold 4:57 Fri Dec 4
Master & Commander
Do you want to see a guillotine in Piccadilly?
No!
Want to call that raggedy-ass Napoleon your king?
No!
You want your children to sing the "La Marseillaise?"
NO!!!!


They mean to take us as a prize.
And we are worth more to them undamaged. Their greed will be their downfall. England is under threat of invasion, and though we be on the far side of the world, this ship is our home. This ship, is England. So it's every hand to his rope or gun, quick's the word and sharp's the action. After all, surprise is on our side.

HUSSARRRRRRRR


...all together now...

Long we've tossed on the rolling main….
now we're safe ashore, Jack….
Don't forget yer old shipmate…..
faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe!

HUSSARRR!!


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Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

Eerie Descent 5:26 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
SPAFF!









It's like SPLAT!
Just gayer

Mr Polite 5:28 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
doesn't meet the rules of a Splatt (two T's) anyway

CrowleyHammer 5:28 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
Great film, as are the books.

Northern Sold 5:29 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
We have worked the self-same gun.... quarterdeck division....
Sponger I and loader you....
through the whole commission....

Long we've tossed on the rolling main...
now we're safe ashore, Jack....
Don't forget yer old shipmate...
faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe!

Takashi Miike 5:33 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
i loved Sponger I's first album

Gavros 5:33 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
No surprise you'd love a film about a load of men alone together on a big BOAT, sold0.

normannomates 5:34 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
Great film...it's surprising just how much Royal Navy slang is still used in our country..most probably don't even realise it.
Greatest Navy that ever set sail.
HUSSAR

Dick Gozinia 5:35 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
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Northern Sold 5:39 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
Since we sailed from Plymouth Sound....
four years gone, or nigh, Jack....
Was there ever chummies, now...
such as you and I, Jack?

Long we've tossed on the rolling main...
Now we're safe ashore, Jack....
Don't forget yer old shipmate...
faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe!

chim chim cha boo 5:42 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
Great film but the books are even better.

Northern Sold 5:43 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2008/2/masterandcommandercap1.jpg


an extra ration of rum for these men

chim chim cha boo 5:46 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again.

We'll rant and we'll roar like true British sailors
We'll rant and we'll roar across the salt seas
Until we strike soundings in the Channel of Old England
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues

Now let every man toss off a full bumper
And let every man drink off a full glass
And we'll drink and be merry and drown melancholy
Singing, here's a good health to each true-hearted lass

Steve P 5:53 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
you pissed, sold0 son?

Northern Sold 5:54 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
Get down Buffs and order a Rum P you salty old tar

Steve P 5:59 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
4.55 She is giving me and Paul The Car Dealer a lift over there in The Yaris, son.

Northern Sold 6:04 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
HUSSAR!!!

Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer,
To add something more to this wonderful year;
To honour we call you, as freemen not slaves,
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?


Heart of Oak are our ships,
Jolly Tars are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!

Russ of the BML 6:18 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
Great film.

Sven Roeder 6:21 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
Is Russell Crowe making any more films of this?
Must be a few years since the last one

normannomates 6:21 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
Tiddly winks young man get a woman if you can,
If you cann't get a woman get a clean old man
From the lofty heights of Malta,

To the shores of Gibralter,

Can you do the double shuffle with your balls in a can.


Do your balls hang low, can you swing 'm to and fro?
Can you tie 'm in a knot?
Can you tie 'm in a bow?
Can you swing 'm I'd your shoulder like a European Soldier?

When you do the double shuffle do your balls hang low.

Do your balls hang tight, can you hide 'm in a fight?
Can you tuck 'em neath your arm, can you keep 'em out of sight?
Are they tough enough to buckle up another man's knuckles?

When you do a double shuffle do your balls hang tight.

Do your balls hang loose as a goose?
Can you slide 'em down the hall, can you bounce 'em off the wall?
Does it really make you stammer when you hit 'em with a hammer?

When you do a double shuffle, do your balls hang loose.

bruuuno 7:16 Fri Dec 4
Re: Master & Commander
Excellent film NS son and greatly underrated. It's about animals, stormy seas and fucking up the French. Perfect.

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